Dan's Own Corny Jokes Page ©

AHHHHH! Stop! Stop! Turn off the Brazilian electrodes! I confess! I confess! I made up these jokes myself! Please don't kill me.
Did you hear that Aerosmith is coming out with a Chinese cookbook?

It's called "Wok this way."
Did you hear about the heavy-metal, interracial, anal-sex video?

It's called "Black in Back."
If you want to read some good jokes, go to a place like The Bartender.
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